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Wednesday, March 31, 2004
today i will like to talk smack
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Tuesday, March 30, 2004
As most of you Malaysians know, the cabinet have been resuffled. That means there are new ministers and so on. Well, the ministry of education have been changed. He was that Hishamuddin guy, the ex-Sports minister. Anyway, enough of this. I like the way the prime minster toys with all these people, putting them into different sections. I like that job. I cant wait to be prime minister. For that i would start campaigning now. I hope you will all vote for me. Why? because i Deserve to be the prime minister. I will overthrow my political party when i win! How will I campaign? I wont waste money like many others. I will not also travel to people's houses and bribing people and buying votes. I will not also stick up posters by the roadside or by a junction. In fact, all I will do is to sit at home and wait for the election day where you shall all vote for me. If you want to see me as Prime Minister.. then vote for me.. simple. I will give you all high taxes and take them for my own earnings. I will give you everything you do not want to see.. I will bring disaster to the country, And I dont care. Muahaahahaha.. so dont forget to vote for me!!!
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Monday, March 29, 2004
I just noticed something. Having a blog means having responsibilities. Everyone would be putting emmense pressure on me to produce great ideas or something funny. I find it very impossible so i think i will stop posting my blog from now on. It feels sad to say good bye to it and all but i rather end at my prime. Nah, Just joking. Not giving up this so easily. Probably scared the hell out of many of you huh. Dont worry, I have dedicated myself to supply as many experiences, stories, jokes, words or phrases, ideas, thoughts or anything i wish to share. I would however kindly ask all of you to introduce this site to your friends as they will not be dissapointed. I will be workin with joel to have a link or something to a site with pictures. By the way don't forget to visit his site. The link can be found under "links" on your left. Wow, isnt that convinient. It's a link under links.. wow, amazing how simple this world can be. It's like wanting a chocolate chip cookie. And all you have to do is to go a cookie store or a candy store(like the one in the kuching airport) and ask, "can i have a chocolate chip cookie?" I think this world is too simple and there arent enough obstacles around. I prefer you all climbing mountains and swimming seas before you can relax and click on the "Joel's Blog" link. Makes it more worthwhile.. don't you think so?
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Sunday, March 28, 2004
I shall take this time to explain again, Why and how i start writing an online blog. Weeks ago, actually months, my friends and i were in a computer club. And Kin Chern the wise, carefully spelt L-E-E K-H-I-N C-H-E-R-N or was it just kin chern in google. And poof, he saw, "chern was nimble, chern was quick" Curious! Kin Chern the wise's instinct clicked on that particular site. POOF again.. a blog was discovered. I was there.. thought it was quite a good idea and so on. Then our class started an offline blog, where we write in blog entries everyday. Weeks later, i revisited Chern.blogspot.com and I knew at that time, i need a blog of my own. And here i am. For another version of how I jumped into the blogging world, please visit "joel's blog" under "links" on your left. I hope this clears things up for some people. I think there might be more blogs popping up soon. It's a pleasure to write a blog and hope that people you dont know exist visits it. And having so many people visiting my site, i feel pretty good. And now, i get visits from Wan Chern, the owner of chern.blogspot.com. and who can forget Yao.
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Saturday, March 27, 2004
We have stuntmen doing cool stuff.. but have you heard of stunt mosquitos.. I are those lucky people who managed to witness these stunt mosquitos perform. We all have mosquito coils at our homes, or onced did. Dont lie, YOU OWN ONE!! and what are they suppose to do? Keep mosquitos away? yea.. but have you seen a gang of mosquitos crowding around the mosquito coil? Then One will perform as it flies through, going as close as possible to the orange burnings of the mosquito coil. After a summersault or two, a light appaulse could be heard by the other mosquitos. I't like watching Keneble on his motorbike accept these mosquitos are really hard core. I respect these mosquitos as they have overcome a human creation of the mosquito coil. I also find mosquitos facinating creatures. They are insects that fly around sucking blood for pleasure, with no sense in life. As they go from mammal to mammal sucking delicious red blood, they take big risk of getting killed. And they are so happy-go-lucky. How can we hate these lovely creatures. I mean.. *piak* oo.. i just slapped a mosquito that was on my arm. Dammit, it's gonna itch later on. I HATE MOSQUITOS!!!
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Thursday, March 25, 2004
Rudyard kipling once said, "You can have dreams but not make dreams your master." when we read it we go, "Oh, he's right, we shouldnt make our hopes un-reache-able and stuff.. and we should not abandon our dreams or dream of the lives that we do not live. When Winston Churchill said, " There is no such thing as a good tax" Was it Churchill or was it Abraham Lincoln. Nevermind. That isnt important. Well, people who heard that will go, "oh yes, he's right. He's absolutely right!" Well, i felt those words mean nothing and just because they are famous people and they say a phrase or two, It becomes famous. Everyone knows it, tries to encode it and respect it. Isnt that a stupid idea. Let's say a famous ecconomist was hired by some company. What ever his predictions are no matter how stupid, people would certainly believe him or her.
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Wednesday, March 24, 2004
There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understands binary numbers and those who don't
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Tuesday, March 23, 2004
I use to wonder.. what could be the greatest invention in the world? I tought about it again, and found out that the greatest invention in the world is the chair. Seriously, imagine our lives without chairs to sit on. Must be kind of hard. I totally respect the inventor of the chair. In fact, I would like to salute to the inventor of the chair no matter who he or she is. Chairs are such a big part of our lives. Even during elections, the candidates have to win SEATS.. which are basically chairs. A patient in a hospital who sleeps on his/her back all day might even want to sit up for a while to enjoy the pleasant relaxation, something more pleasant than lying on a bed
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Monday, March 22, 2004
hmm.. I had a great idea before. When I was in form 3, I plan to retire after my PMR. Why? because there is no point continuing my studies. I never knew why i did. Anyway, My idea was to retire. After retiring, I will collect my EPF (elderly pension fund) rm80 a day for the rest of my life. I will not spend this money as i will still live off my parents. With Rm80 a day, rm240 a month, i will invest my money well to buy stocks. I will play the shares well and I"l be earning my 1st RM1 million by the time i reach 20. I will continue to live of my parents for a yr or 2 then gat a house for myself. I will still continue to play the stockmarket with my EPF and I will be Very damn rich. Why the helll din i followed my plans and now I'm still studyin hoping that oneday i can work for someone for a fixed income or be a boss of my own. WHy? Why? I could have been rich is a few years!!!!
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Sunday, March 21, 2004
Speaking about elections, I wonder, maybe some day I would like to be the Prime minister. Why not, I seen some people done it.. actually just 5 but Why not me be the Prime Minister. I wonder how to start. I See the campaignin and stuff going on and i just realise, the only way to win is to join BN. The odds are high, some maybe, in the future, I will join this political party. Then I will grow stronger and stronger. Finally I will overthrow everyone and become the head. From then on, Should be no problem becoming the prime minister. After being Prime minister, i will have to attend boring talks, officially open places i dont care, meet people i don care, and waking up early every morning thinking, "I'm the boss. Everyone is going to hate me." Hmm.. maybe I was wrong. I might not want to be the Prime minister anymore. Sigh~
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Saturday, March 20, 2004
Election!! Gonna happen this Sunday. What's so cool about election? This is the time where politicans are lower ranked than civilians. I know, hehe, they will campaign and do favours just to get votes. I was sitting around my house today, when a "calon" from the X party(not mentioning names) visited my house today. Being the only one alone and being the kind and humble guy that I am, I allow him to enter. He then starts talking about what good he will do when he gets elected. And I told him, "I'm not voting.." Then he offered me RM50. Of course I took it. I'm kinda broke. Then I tried telling him again, "I'm not voting.." Again, He did not let me finish my sentence. Again he offered me RM50. What a kind gentleman. Not wanting to dissapoint him, I took the RM50 willingly. Again, I said, "I'm not voting.." Again I couldnt finish what I was trying to say. He stood up, went to my bathroom and started cleaning it. Just as expected, he didnt really knew how to use a pipe and get himself all messed up and wet. After an hour, he came panting to me, "Will you vote for me?"
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Thursday, March 18, 2004
this is a song i written 2 yrs ago.. when i was in form 3.. it's about my maths teacher. cikgu connie lau, who my class and i kinda hated. this is dedicated to all those who dont really like her.. hehehe
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I have a group of friends coming over today to do a school "project". The thing is we have no idea what our topic is going to be and we dont know what to do. Tryin to brainstorm ideas, we ended up doing nothing but watch videos and listen to music for 3 hours. Very productive 3 hours of doing nothing. How interesting. When we finally got something going on.. it starts to get boring.. hmmpf.. what a boring day, and what a way to spent it. No more mood to write now..
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Wednesday, March 17, 2004
About a year or two ago, I was bitten by a radioactive fly. Now i own superpowers of a fly. I can leap like a fly, fly like a fly and contaminate food like a fly. Such superpowers only to be used to protect people. For justice. One day, i will make myself a costume and call myself FLYMAN. Why Flyman? because i have the powers of a fly of course. I did not choose to have this superpower, it just happened. When i got bitten, i felt a little dizzy and stuff, you know, you watched spiderman right? well, that about it for what happens after i got bitten. Now can i fly, not yet, i'm more like a maggot still, waiting for my powers to developt. After this, i shall decide which city i would like to fight crime.. New York? nah, spiderman is there. Gotham city? nah batman is there.. Kuala Lumpur? Nah, already got keluang man. What about fighting crime in Kuching? hmm.. I thought it would be a good idea, since i know the place well. I also need a job for my alter-ego. Yet to be decided. Next time when you hear FLYMAN flying around, you'l know that it is me and dont tell anyone!
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Tuesday, March 16, 2004
When I was young, I use to have this theory that i was alone in the world. Back then, it wasnt a theory, more like a thought. I used to think everyone and everything else is just an illusion. Why, I cant really recall why but basiccily i think it was because I was the only one in this planet that i could control. I had this "thought" that i was always at one spot. I dont move from place to place as i walk or jump etc. But the world moves around me, including those illusions of people. Yeap, that includes you. Hard to believe but this was true. My childhood imaginations also leads me to other theories and thoughts. For example, I used to think that dragons exist before there were dinosaurs. I would draw diffrent kinds of Dragons and name them. After these "dragons" extinct, there were dinosaurs. After dinosaurs extinct, there are us humans. I also used to wonder, what kind of lifeform will dominate earth after us humans. I was pretty young and crazy back then. Unlike now, being so OLD and wrinkly. lol
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Monday, March 15, 2004
My journey today leads me today to an F1 show in the merdeka field. waited for hours for my VIP friend to arrive so i can get a good seat. Waiting paitently for an hr with my other friends, sweat starts to pour on the surface of our skins. Standing in a crowd of thousands of people, finally my friend arrive and we get to get a view from a five star hotel. Then what happened? the show started late. These things always happen. oh well, at least got to watch a Formula one car zoom pass in it's low gears. I had a free steak and some wedges as well. went of without paying a cent. Hahahaha.. muahahaha i don care.. nah.. i put it on my friends account, so he gets to enjoy doing the paying for me. After that experience, went to watch a movie that sucks. I had to go off early too. My grandmother had her birthday today. Woo pee. that meant food and cake. I like food and cake. Especially cake. The soft fand moist flavour.. MmmMMMmm I love cake.Especially cheese cake.. And the cake I ate today was a cheese cake. Cheese fruit cake to be exact. Yum yum. I'm hungry so i better go get myself something to eat now.
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Sunday, March 14, 2004
Have you ever wondered how to prove theories wrong? I have, but i failed most of the times. actually most of the times. Wait, this makes me sound stupid. Let me rephrase. I question teories which are made in the past century. For example, the Newton's 1st law that states that an object will not move or will move in a constant velocity if no force is acted on it. First of all, i never really liked newton. He did not invented gravity! I did! He even made up a story about an apple falling on his head. Why did that apple dropped on his head? because of gravity? WRONG! I threw it at him. Never liked that guy. Did you know he is an insurance salesman? He sold me useless insurance. And If only he was in Malaysia then, I would throw a Durian at him. Maybe there will be no newton law to study now if i did. wont that be great? anyway, about his stupid law, i don think he was right. A rocket accelerates in space. There were totally no forces acting on it i'm sure. and space is like full of vakum? there! NEWTON IS WRONG!!!
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Saturday, March 13, 2004
I saw a star right just now. I was kind of wondering, how our eyes can produce a small amount of light. So, we can stare at a picture far far away, the light from our eyes will travel there and capture the picture so we can spot it. And if we stare in at the sky long enough, the light from our eyes will travel further and we can see more objects. So stars which are lightyears away, how can we see them? just stare at the sky for years? of course.. unless you want to wait for the light from the star to travel here. By the way, doesnt both lights have the same speed? so instead of waiting for a year to see a star which is 1 lightyear away, we only need 6 months? is that cool or what? maybe i'l start staring at the sky tonight! who knows what stars i'l be able to see. Oh maybe not. I'm getting hungry so i'l just see what's in the refridgerator
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Friday, March 12, 2004
Day two in the blogging world
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Well.. first blog entry. So i guess i better introduce myself. I'm Adrian Ng from Kuching Sarawak, turning 17, studyin in lodge. hehe.. why did i choose to come to blogspot? I was with my friends in a computer club, and we somehow got to chern.blogspot.com.. chern was nimble chern was quick... and we were inspired to have a blog.. we had a big blue book which we called the blog.. recently i visited chern's blog again and decided to have an online blog of my own.. and here i am..
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