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Saturday, July 31, 2004

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Thursday, July 29, 2004

This morning, I noticed a difference in me. I think my fly powers are developing. I notice that I am able to leap 2 inch higher, do a slightly better cartwheel, and enhance my ability to contaminate food. As you all know, I was tragically bitten by a radioactive fly 2 years ago. I mention this in my blog before. And now, I feel my powers getting stronger and stronger everyday. I seem to lose my maggot instincts and develop fly senses. Every time something bad happens, my fly senses tingle. I believe the time is right to be a superhero and help those in need

First of all, I need a fly costume. I am not a very good tailor neither am I good in designing clothes. So now I will have an open competition to all of you to create me a complete suit of a fly. Email me and I will give you my measurements for my costume. I am quite excited about this as I saw the crime rates increase these pass few days. It would be great to go out at night and fight evil-doers and keep Kuching a peaceful city. With great power comes great responsibilities, and I must not neglect this responsibility. (it is a path I have chosen)

PS: Do not tell anyone that I am Flyman.
PSS: It’s a ‘secret’.

Adrian said something on 8:06 PM

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Wednesday, July 28, 2004

I recently studied that you will have a 50-50 chance to have your child as either male or female. Studies show that the choice of gender was totally fair and there are even charts and statistics to prove them right. To me, these statistics are wrong and not to be trusted. After doing a short study and a research of my own, I successfully compile of a short list of theories that prove that Different class usually produced different genders at a certain rate.

Let me start with the Upper class. The High ranked, the royalty, politics and all those people in command. Royalty first. If you have royal blood of at least 75% you are more likely to have a male child. After hours of hard research I found out the ratio was 80-20 chance to get a boy. Look at the United Kingdom for example, The Queen had four sons... FOUR!!! And Prince Charles had two sons of his own. Perhaps having sons will be good for the future aire to the throne. Who knows. Presidents, ministers and senators however have a 60-40 chance of having a female child. Just look at the current US president George Bush, he doesn’t have a son does he. I also remembered that Clinton did not have a lot of sons. However, If you are a president and you have a vision of taking over the world, you will have more sons. Saddam Hussien for example.

Now for the middleclass civilians, or shall I mix them with the lower class, the middle lower class, the upper middle class… ok lets just say, the other classes, because my study proved that they are almost the same. If you are rich, you have a 70-30 chance of having more female children. If you do moderately fine, you will have a 60-40 chance of getting male children. And if you work in a farm during ancient times, you have a 65-35 chance of getting a male. Nature is kind to give them sons to work in the fields for their families. If you are a regular neighbour and you have a very normal job living a very normal life, you will have a 55-45 chance of getting a female chance.

PS this is proven by me therefore it is true and to be trusted

Adrian said something on 11:02 PM

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Yes yes, it was all a joke. failing my driving test was a joke. It was not a great success trying to make people think that I fail, especially those who have experienced my driving before. Woo hoo, the truth is out, I passed!!! The whole joke was rather a failure, it was too common i guess, everyone fakes a failure when they pass their driving test.

And for those who did get tricked, I would like to thank you for that. It is a good to feel successful, sometimes anyway.

Those who wants to have a ride in my car, be patient. Wait for me to recieve for the highly awaited "P" liscense. Hopefully it will be soon. And then, vroom.. vroom..

Adrian said something on 8:50 PM

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Tuesday, July 27, 2004

Turning 17 in some countries means that you are allowed to lose your virginity. But in Malaysia, it's about getting your driving liscense. I went for the test today, and I am proud to announced that after all those hard work and sacrifice i put in to imporve my driving skills, I FAILED

Ahh!! how could it happened. I was dreaming when i went up the hill. I know i should be concentrating harder, and focus on what I was doing but I don't know. I don't really want to talk about the whole thing. Bah!!!

Adrian said something on 6:55 PM

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Monday, July 26, 2004

I stood up, gave him a direct stare in the eye. To my surprise he stared back, motionless but yet I could feel his feelings. I twitched my eyebrow, and he copied. I continue to look into his eyes and gave him the most suspicious look that I can. Strangely again, he did the same in return. I began to panic, not knowing what to do. Just imagine someone doing this to you and it aint a staring competition. I could not plan my next move. But I sense that he was lost too. Suddenly, I gave him the most evil and fearsome look that I could force myself to make. To my great surprise again, He did the same to me. I couldn't help it anymore. I can feel the fire in me burning with anger as I raised my fist. Once again, he immitated me and gave me the a angry look. (he's not a bad actor) But I could not take it anymore as I gave him a great punch in the face. Crash!!!! Ouch!!!

I just broke the mirror, 7 years bad luck :(

Adrian said something on 10:30 PM

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Went to the airport today, to pick up my aunt. Usually, going to the airport means that someone arrived or someone departs, and usually it's not me. In fact, I haven't been on a plane since 1998. Sad really, but soon that will change.

Anyway, that's not important. But during my trip to the airport today, I saw erm, nothing interesting. Like usual isnt it. Went there, have a slight walk around, enjoying the melodies of the honks of those cars in the traffic jam, smelling the sweet aroma of the cookies in that funny sweet shop and of course I will go to the top floor and look at aeroplanes like a little boy. Even though tis is like my 1000th time I saw a plane take off, I am still impressed by the way it builds momentum then suddenly tilt 45 degrees upwards for a few metres.

3 seconds before take off, the plane pushes itself off the ground(literal meaning) off it flies. Pretty sweet. I will look forward to my future visits to the airport, and hopefully i will be the one singing the leaving on a jet plane song. I really enjoy sitting in a plane. Some people might get headaches and plane sick, but me, I love flirting with air hostesses, play the console, visiting the toilets (including stealin their precious toiletries.. heh heh heh) and annoy the old fat man next to me.

Adrian said something on 12:18 AM

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Saturday, July 24, 2004

10 Golden rules on how to write a fairy tale:

1. You need either a princess, a prince or talking animals. This is rule no.1. Break it and there is not fairy tale. We can learn from shrek that every fairy tale needs either talking animals or people from thr royalties. Little kids must like cute creatures of the wild and would wish that one day, maybe one day, they would mary royalty and be rich.

2. Once upon a time beginning and a happily ever after ending. Again relate to Shrek. All fairy tales end happy where the good guys alway win.

3. You need characters with no talents. We have stories like Cinderella where the evil stepsisters can do nothing. They are spoil brats who can't sing or dance, do math, probably low iq, cant do housework, cant cook, cant even hoola hoop or do the cha cha.

4. Your hero/main character are recommended to be orphans(of their origins are not mentioned). Snow White was an orphan, so was Cinderella and Goldilocks parents were never brought into the tale. Adults that wrote these stories probably did not want to share their lives with kids. NOTE: However, Grandparents do play an important role. Little red riding hood's grandma was holding a very important role.

5. The location is recommended to be special. It's always the palace or the enchanted forest or even a tall tower.

6. Sleeping is Golden. Your characters don't usually die(i mean the heros) they just sleep for a long period of time. Example: Sleeping beauty

7. Love stories are only for humans... and frogs. We don't see the three pigs kissing in the end do we? But somehow, frogs do turn a human character on.

8. There is always a moral that we can learn from. All fairy tales so far have their moral values. But once again note, it is possible to write a fairy tale without a moral value.

9. Your characters do not have hobbies. We do not see puss in boots collecting stamps. Neither do we see the gingerbread man read or play computer games.

10. Your main character MUST not die. They are heros and they are sad people who faces conflicts until the happily ever after part where then they will have no life.


Example of Fairy Tale:

Once upon a time, there were three princess that lived in an Enchanted Castle. They lived happily ever after.

Moral: Be a princess and you will be happy.

Adrian said something on 11:51 PM

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Had quite an interesing dinner, better than I expected.

I joined the Gavel club, why? because I did. What else? And we had an installation dinner tonight. In the Gavel club, lately I have been a sleeping member, I don attend alot of meetings (due to my busy-ness with other stuff)

So there i was with my shy buddies tonight. Enjoying our dinner, more like having snacks really, and i noticed it was quite a success. First of all Let me talk a little about this club. It's a speaking club, and in my school, it's our first year having this glorious extra curricular activity. I thought tonight would be a complete disaster, since the virgin club already seems pretty unorganised. I was wrong, only half of it was a disaster. Actually, the only thing that didnt turn out right was the time management. We started late, not according to shedule but still finish faster than planned. So no biggie here.

The highlight is probably the great escape of my tablemates when it comes to table topics. Table Topics is where we are chosen randomly to speak about anything under the sun. Don't get me wrong, I did not mind to do it, but I had to follow them running off the room and escaping from an event that could have gotten me famous. Sometimes we have to give up our dreams for the good of others. (i edited that from spiderman 2) What surprises me was the members of the board came chasing looking for us after that. We managed to hold off for the required time and drive off to coffee bean to get a drink.

Overall, I would like those Gavelians out there to know that it was not my fault, and the whole event was considered a success. Well done. I did not expect you to even sell out 10 tables.

Adrian said something on 1:12 AM

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Thursday, July 22, 2004

Very common Men's phrase, "Women, we cant live with them, we cant live without them." My Phrase, "Bread crust, we cant live with them, we cant live without them."

It's a shame really, why bread crust are invented. According to statistics, 60% of bread or pizza eaters do not eat the crust. It is either too hard, not soft enough for a human's liking, too dark, burnt, born, not smooth and the list goes on. Have anyone realise that without the crust, the whole bread goes out of shape. There are a couple of smart people cutting of the edges of their bread. It gets squished easier by width. And there isn't anywhere we can hold the bread with our filthy hands and not hide our mud marks.

Pizza Hut is probably one of those smart people who turn this crust tragedy into a money making machine. They rolled up the crust putting cheese and sausages in the crust. Other than making it taste better, they make tons of money from it. Using the world's misery for their advantage.. i like that!

Adrian said something on 8:34 PM

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Wednesday, July 21, 2004

In the 60s it's elvis and rock and roll. In the 70s it's big puffed up hair. 80s were a bunch of woodpeckers pecking trees, 90s was about critising people. In this new millenium, lame jokes conquer the world.

These few years, there were the lamest jokes ever that i have heard and much of them were created in this decade. Even recently, these Lame jokes were told right into my eardrums forcing my brainwaves to send a message to my troat and mouth, giving me a signal to give the most unnatural laugh that one could think. "Hah Hah Hah" Even the harmony of the laugh is a joke itself.

2 years ago, me and my buddies created the LJO. As i mention in one of my previous post, the LJO stands for Lame Joke Ompetition. It's meant to be Competition, but it wouldn't be considered lame if some mistake was not done. Since then, Lame jokes shot our ears "bagai cendawan tumbuh selepas hujan" direct translation: Like mushrooms growing after rain.

Even more recently, I heard what ought to be one of the lamest of them all. A friend showed me his finger. He said, "this is a spear." Then he shook his finger continuesly non-stop at a moderate speed, like a metronuem. Then he asked me, "what is this?"

I stood and thought, craking my skull to think of sensible answers and i shot "clock?" "metroneum?" "I dont know!"

He looked into my eye, with full concentration, the silence was great. I could even hear the movement of a rolling bottle on the ground as he stood up and said, "shake-spear" Get it?

hhahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahah


Ps: the hahaha was just typed.

Adrian said something on 11:00 PM

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Tuesday, July 20, 2004

Had my English Oral today.

Like expected, the examiners had no idea what I am talking about. I went deep, and deep indeed, deeper than what I thought i could have done. I spoke about 3 minutes, the examiner stoped me after 3 mins, and they were like "very good, thanks you can go now."

I hope my plan does not backfire and they failed me. I tried to use some british accent, but my flu was not helping, I spoke rather fast, full of content, in fact, too much content, too much until it went too deep. I was talking about football, and i talked tactics, something too much for a man and a woman in their late thirties to handle, I hope they like my prounciation and fluency and give me full marks. Woo hoo, that was so cool.

Adrian said something on 8:05 PM

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Monday, July 19, 2004

These few days, everyone started blogging. It's like cendawan tumbuh selepas hujan. So many people. I remembered my good old days when i began as a blogger, lost and confused. I learnt slowly, alone, facing the demons of death and came out quite fine. Now, I guide new bloggers to join me in the world of blogging. I see myself as the blooger inspirer. I'm not sure exactly how many I inspired but Since I blogged, people I know starts to blog.

A few notes for the new bloggers to follow. I don't know if i am in a position to advise people, but who cares.

1. Blogs are like diaries, you can have it as a diary or just speak your mind. talk interesting stuff, noone likes to read about you waking up and brushing your teeth.

2. Spelling and punctuation + grammar doesn't matter. No one's gonna mark your blog. Just type what you want to.

3. Use adjectives and exaggerate if you have to

4. Update it often

5. Don't worry about the codings too much, it takes time to learn

6. Use the - often. eg: mean-looking-back-stabbing-idiot

7. Link me through your site

good luck to all.. cheers :D

Adrian said something on 8:46 PM

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Sunday, July 18, 2004

It was just recently i did my BM spm oral, and that was a hell lot of fun. And in two days time, it would be my english oral. I predict more fun ahead of me. It would be great talking about something the examiners have no idea about. They will go "huh?" "yes yes" "uhuh" "yea" "sure" "i agree" "good point" to save their blushes and they will give you an interesting straight look to show you they know exactly what you are talking about. Sadly but this happens. I would laugh in their faces if they finish grading me and just leave (makes them fell stupider then wad they already are) It's fun... I'l post the updates soon

Adrian said something on 3:35 PM

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I had a haircut today. It was like any other haircut, plain normal with nothing intersting happening. There were no gunshots, no robberies, no arguements, not even a bald man walking in saying, "I need to perm my hair!" Yea, very normal and nothing much happened. It's sad how my life does not revolve around much interesting stuff like that. 
 
However, i did get a haircut. Instead of looking rather laid back, now i look cool and sexy, very sexy indeed. Such a cool cut, a haircut to die for and I now have a bulls eye target behind me for the ladies to chase.(what the hell am i talking about?)
 
I guess these stuff makes a big deal for people who don't have much interesting stuff happening around them. It's like winning RM2 from the lottery, and go tell the world. Sad isnt it.

Adrian said something on 12:34 AM

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Saturday, July 17, 2004

The earth is flat. It is only round because people make you believe that it is. But it is really flat. Come on, you would fall of the edges if it was round. Use your common sense man. Why do people have to listen to everything others say, can't they think for themselves, make their own decision and comments? why? why?

Adrian said something on 12:56 AM

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Thursday, July 15, 2004

Spm is 111 days away, that's for my 1st paper anyway. Usually, at this time, SPMers like me should abandon our lives, that means no socialising, have no entertainment and do all the studying in the world. In short, it's like having no life. Like my physics teacher said, "No tv accept for the news"

To be honest, what is the point? I know SPM should be the biggest event in my year and we are all aiming for it, but if it means to give up our lives just for a better grade, then i think the education system is wrong.

First of all, why do we even study or learn in the 1st place? To score in exams and that's it. Learning is about the journey, not the destination, so having SPM is "pointless" and it ruin people's lives. How many people have commited suicide due to SPM?


ps: my physics teacher did taichi in my class the other day during exam. It was damn funny.

Adrian said something on 7:45 PM

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Wednesday, July 14, 2004

Spiderman, Spiderman, does wadeva a spider can. Spins a web? anytime, catches thieves, just like flies, look up, here comes the spiderman..

Adrian said something on 11:30 PM

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Tuesday, July 13, 2004

I'm going to spice up my blog for the next few days.. watch out for new stuff

and something is wrong with my shout out box.. hmm.. gonna check on that




these are a pair of superman boxers.. more to come in the future

Adrian said something on 5:44 PM

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Monday, July 12, 2004

I think it is a good time to talk about the exams now.. It's going to be over in two days and things will not go too well.

Had chemical's test today (known to many as chemistry, but i like to call it chemicals, sounds more pro) Our exam today covers 3 chapter, 3 of which I honestly say are the 3 out of 4 chapters which I really really hate and suck. We had 8 chemicals teachers over 2 years and that is not helping too. Considering chemistry is my most unpredictable subject, something that give bookmarkers headache, I only hope for myself to pass this current paper.

Tomorrow we have EST and Moral. EST, something new which is so-so, and i dont really care about it anyway. Then we have the most useless one of them all. Moral, memorizing nilais and that's all. It's even more useless compared to PE.. (SPM should have PE, accept maybe not throwing Javelins but playing sports and general knowledge) Moral is all about memorizing skills and have nothing to do with being a good citizen. That's how the syllabus go anyway.

2 days from now it's Bio. Many might like it but i don't. I never liked bio and i hardly score in it. Very climatic exam that starts with the ever confusing add math and to end with the hated Bio. I only liked one topic from bio in form 5.. (ahem ahem) I just cant wait for all this to be over, SPM too, then I will be free!!

Adrian said something on 5:08 PM

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Sunday, July 11, 2004

Does anyone notice that the capital I that is sometimes written as '|' is often mistaken of a small "l"

actually this doesn't happen very often but we have the greeks to blame for their lack of creativity on alphabets. It is not true that they have done a wonderful job at it. Some letters are pronounced similarly for example c and k. Pronounce kake and cake, sounds the same doesn't it?

And another example is having a single alphabet with two different pronounciations. A for example is sometimes used as Aaa, Eae. Very confusing indeed.

Other than that, a M upside down is a W. 'i's and 'j's defy gravity by having dots hovering around them. The capital Q looks nothing like the small q. It is difficult to create a signature with letters starting with Q, V and X.

The alphabet is also not evenly spread. There are more words starting with A, B, C, D, M, N than W, X, Y, Z, and V. All the W, X, Y, Z words combine are also no match to A. Letters such as R, S, T, L, N, E appear too much in words. The most common alphabet, E is also overpowered.

Adrian said something on 6:09 PM

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It's a shame how life is wasted.

There are thousands of people partyin their lifes out at the RAINFOREST WORLD MUSIC FESTIVAL. I should be there partying my life out, doing summersaults, breakdancing, getting drunk at the magnificent RAINFOREST WORLD MUSIC FESTIVAL, but no, I have exams, so i stay home like a lifeless person flipping through pages of rubbish instead of going to the RAINFOREST WORLD MUSIC FESTIVAL.

I went last year with friends and it was a hell lot of fun. There were 8 of us if I am not mistaken, in a room, playing playstation 2 all night long. Oh yea, and the music at the festival was great too. But suddenly this year, I ended up at home looking at symbols that are also known as letters that form these things called "words"

A good side about this whole thing is I went of to a friend's school and watch a couple of people singing on stage... hehe

Adrian said something on 12:11 AM

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Friday, July 09, 2004

some england football team jokes

what is the diffrence between England and a teabag?
A teabag stays longer in the cup

Why cant the england team keep a dog?
they always lose the lead

Adrian said something on 4:50 PM

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Thursday, July 08, 2004

How to define a True man

It's not about how macho a man is. It isn't also based on his wits, sensitivity, sporty-ness, charm, bravery, facial hair, loks, or even maturuarity. A true man have a good sense direction and will also NEVER ask for directions no matter how lost he is.

Whether the location is a thick jungle, a big city or just finding a old friend's house, a true man will never use a compass, a map, have a look at the stars, or even use a protracter to find his desired destination. Perhaps asking for the address is the maximum a true man is allowed to know.

A True man needs no navigator, will not require a guide nor a person who advises him on his routes. A true man does everything on his own, relying on his personal instincts, If he suceeds in the minimum amount of time, he is a TRUE MAN. If he fails, no one will care anyway. So, Are you a TRUE MAN?

Adrian said something on 4:17 PM

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Wednesday, July 07, 2004

I stepped into the room of death yesterday, finding myself sitting in front of 2 strangers, then i spoke my mind. It's Oral, and boy that was fun.

I talk about greece in the Euro 2004 (in malay of course) it was the safest bet as I knew enough about football to give analysis and talks almost anytime. I'm one of those people who didnt prepare a script and lucky i did not make one. I wouldnt have followed it anyway.. hehe

Not much about it anyway, but when i walked into that room and start talking football, the man looked in my eye so I looked back. There was a sinister smile that tells him that I know nothing about football in Malaysia. So he tried his very best to work his magic, asking me questions concerning local football. To his surprise I shot him back, right in the face, he was brave enough to keep his smile. The woman next to him who never knew what was happening only said, "hebat! hebat!" when i was about to leave the room. It was great!

Adrian said something on 4:54 PM

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Monday, July 05, 2004

Ponteng, otherwise known as "escaping from school" is an art praticed by many students from all over the world. Many have done it, some got away from it, some didn't. Today I revolutionise the whole concept of "ponteng" Today, I ponteng, but i did it legally. Cool eh? Went to school for 1 hour and we drove off in my friend's car. It's the SPM LISAN i have been talking about and it's not my turn, so we are allowed to leave school and go shoping for shoes.

The art of illegal "ponteng" is very very difficult. No 2 pontengs are similar, just like your fingerprints. One cool thing about it is taking risk. A risk of getting caught and err.. that's it. But to ponteng legally, you will only draw attention of crowds and err.. that's it.

Adrian said something on 2:06 PM

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Sunday, July 04, 2004

It's 4th of july. That's Independence day in the United States. The day when Aliens attack the earth. Wait.. that's the movie. Oh well.. nevermind

Other than that.. like what Joel says, "HAPPY BIRTHDAY SONYA"

Adrian said something on 6:32 PM

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I will be having my SPM oral lisan this Tuesday. It's really cool because we have to stand or sit in front of 3 examiners talking crap.

It's simple really. There is a group oral and a individual oral. 4 in a group discussing a topic and individual just go bla bla and ble ble.

What's even cooler, I haven't got a topic for my individual oral yet.

How is this marked? Simple. You will be graded for your bullsh*ting skills, your ability to bullsh*t fluently, your Bullsh*ting knowledge and it also depends on your ability and creativity to suck up to the examiners. (this includes offering sweets and commenting on their looks[positive ones of course])

Adrian said something on 12:14 AM

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Friday, July 02, 2004

Malcom Mcdonald Mencadangkan
E-I-E-I-O
TM, S'wak, Sabah, S'pura, Brunei digabungkan
E-I-E-I-O
and a gabung-gabung here and a gabung-gabung there
here gabung there gabung, everywhere also want to gabung-gabung
Malcom Mcdonald Mencadangkan
E-I-E-I-O

Adrian said something on 12:41 AM

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